15 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Describe Your Work and Colleagues

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we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote "please take me with you" in it

— rap game glenna (@glenna_opt) June 20, 2012

Me: SIR, THE OFFICE BUILDING IS ON FIRE!
Boss: hmm. will talk to HR department about it and see.

— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) August 18, 2015

I'm trying to convince my coworker to go to lunch so I can eat the skittle under his desk pic.twitter.com/z8V3kVzuO2

— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) February 3, 2016

STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME
- Yay I get to work from home
- It would be nice to talk to people
- I hope that pigeon sits in the window today

— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) July 14, 2015

Coworker left himself signed in to LinkedIn and now his skills include "mouth breathing".

— Svenn Amish (@amishschool) April 22, 2015

I told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don't have to talk to them.

— Sweet Slips (@Ndeshi_M) May 14, 2015

When you make your girl mad in the morning her work husband be waiting on her like pic.twitter.com/hkkp50WopF

— Average Nobody (@Imn0taaron) August 29, 2015

I like to lightheartedly tell my coworkers, "Don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee!" And then I never get coffee.

— Julia Johns (@heyJuliaJohns) March 11, 2015

"It's five o'clock somewhere" I say as I leave work at 9am

— TGI Gary's (@MichaelSmartGuy) January 20, 2014

Back to work at 2pm after a heavy lunch with the AC on.
You're like... pic.twitter.com/SbnnPE3Kj8

— Harish Iyengaar (@scaryhairyman) August 14, 2015

Adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yoghurt called Debbie

— Mrs Joshua Homme (@FussySaffa) March 24, 2010

90% of my job is squinting at my monitor when somebody walks by so it looks like I'm concentrating on some work.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 28, 2016

I did squats today. Mostly because I was hiding from a coworker.

— Grace Valentine (@smug_millennial) July 6, 2015

Accidentally made eye contact w/co-worker thru bathroom stall door crack. Didn't know what to do so I blew him a kiss

— Mayor P (@punmagnate) August 19, 2013

When in doubt, ask yourself WWBD: What Would Beyoncé Do? Would she apply for a job? Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) December 12, 2014

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